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To Whom It May Concern: Volume V
To whom it may concern, Thank you for giving me a daughter, who gets angry, then screams in the highest pitch known to man. Thank you for giving me a daughter who at the ripe old age of 16 months has...
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You have no balls!!
Funny Conversation… Me – Cameron, you have to dodge the balls Cameron – Daddy, you have no balls Janel Klinetobe :: laughs in the background :: Me – I know, mine disappeared 8 years ago! Cameron...
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That’s how I rock Daddy!!
Funny Conversation… Cameron – We’re party rockin’ in the house tonight!! Me – Why are party rockin’ in the house tonight? Cameron – Because we’re shufflin’, shufflin’! Me – How long are we going...
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Bingeing on some Vedder, not Vader…
Funny Conversation… Me – Who is this? Cameron – Eddie Vedder Me – No, it’s Dave Mathews Band Cameron – Oh… Me – Who is this? Cameron – Eddie Vedder Me – No, this is Radiohead Cameron – Oh… Me –...
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Where’s the friggin’ stroller: Part V of Road Trippin’ 2013
As we pull into the parking lot TheWife and are in a deep conversation regarding, if we should bring the stroller on our final day on the National Mall. It was seriously a meeting of the minds...
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The Saga Ends: Part V of Road Trippin’ 2013
Outside Washington’s Greenhouse Once again, I would like to thank Mike and Kelly for opening their home to our family, feeding us, watching our kids so me and TheWife could go out (Maple Manhattans),...
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You want to give Mom WHAT for Mother’s Day
Funny Conversation… TheBoy – Daddy, who’s your favorite Star Wars character? Me – What kind of question is that? Han Solo of course! TheBoy – Well, Han Solo isn’t cool until the snow movie. Me – You...
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I’m going to have to re-learn my ABC’s
I haven’t written about this or put it on paper, but for some reason I feel compelled to do it now. Friday, May 13th 2011 was supposed to be a special day. It was supposed to be a happy day. It was...
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PISS – POOR – PARENTING
Funny Conversation… TheBoy – Dad!! TheGirl is on the coffee table! Me – Tell her to get down. TheBoy – She said she’s going to jump Me – Talk her down!! TheBoy – Too late… Let the good times roll…...
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To whom it may concern: Volume V
To Whom It May Concern: Thank you for giving me a daughter who from sun-up to sundown has at least 12 mental breakdowns (do the math). Thank you for giving me a daughter who raids and pilfers the...
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